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name: Josh/Elmo/Bob The Duck
age: 22
location: wisconsin
occupation: pornographic connoisseur
email: bobtheduck@hotmail.com

someone once told me they didn't have a social capacity. i told them to fuck off

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Monday, October 25, 2004

Well... i've been wanting to do this for a while. I've lot lots trapped upstairs, but yeah... forgot about most of it by now. Ya know, lotsa cobwebs and such.

Since it seems to be such a bigger deal to someone than me, heres the low down on what happened friday. heres the deal with this girl. I'd be in the game room at school, and watch her walk by like every freakin' day, and jus' be blown away by her. i'd givin' up hope on even befreinging someone more toward the gothy type without living in madison/milwaukee. i'd been watching her (i say stalking because of the length of time) ever since early last seimester. i finally decided to see what would happen, seein' as i had nothign to lose, and jus approached her on the way to the parking lot one day. tossed out a compliment, and made general small talk, but that was about all that happened. i ended up getting to my car, and started rootin' around for my cds or something, and she pulled up and we talked somemore. finally, bein' the pessamistic/shy person that i am, finally choked out an invitation to a movie. surpisingly, she agreed happily (sounded like to me anyway.) long story short, dates got mixed up between drill and what plans she had, and we settled on this past wekeend.

Durring teh week, plans were made, and she figured it'd be kinda dumb for her to go home, and then for me to come pick her up, so we met at desert star about 7-ish. We met up and decided to see the grudge after her hearing that it was good, and me sayin' it looked really cool from the previews. We killed a half hour sitting in the theater until it started makin' fun of the ads/trivia that they post on the screen before each show, and jus' generally making small talk; you know "how was work? whats your major? ectect." Say it David, i know you want to! so yeah, the movie passed fairly quickly, and fopr the most part we were both pretty quiet. I actually didn't have alot or sarcastic comments to make durring the movie, guess i enjoied it that much. So yeah, it was good over all, in my opinion reguardless to what she said, lol. after that we chatted outside for a while tossing around the ideas of what to do next. decided it was a little to chilly to do anythign outside, so decided to hit a haunted house. Ok, so the dells is supposed to be this big touist zone durrin' the summer, right? well.. they've got about 5 haunted houses, and you'd figrue they'd be in full effect (yes, full effect) durring the halloween season, at least until 10pm, right... yeah, they were all closed and shit.. how lame is that. so, we drove around and decided to go bowling.

before this goes any farther... the people taht know me know some of teh pants i wear, and i had worn a pair that kinda matched her in terms of overall fasion, as she's kinda gothy. davids gonna have a hoot at that, but she's real cool, and decent. even for WI. so yeah, she had this baggy bondage skirt thing goin'. Never thought about how difficult some of the bowling movments might be until we got everything ready to go. after afew minutes, she managed to get everything rigged up and we were ready. i can jus' imagin what some of the rednecks though, lol. it was alot of fun, i still hurt as i'm not used to hurling big black balls around. (i went there, yes...) we ended tied 2-2, and decided to check out as the novelty was starting to wear off, agreein' to comeback and finish it off to see who was better. I had mad luck there.

it was like 11:30 or so once we left the bowling alley, and were still cool with doing other things. i guess my novelty haddn't worn off yet. after makin' a trip back toward desert star the long way, it was decided to hti dennys. yeah, classic... bah, oh well. we ended up hanging out there until around 1:30-ish (i think, i remember i got home 'bout 2:30.) lots of quality conversation and what not. music, movies, and jus' general sarcasims. nothing too exciting for anyone to really hear about, but it was enjoyable for the two of us. when it came time to check out, we went back to desert star and parted for the night, agreeing on doing it agian soemtime soon. theres no big bang or anything, and sorry to disappoint david, the bj didn't happen, but it was only number one.

over all, i think this ones gone the best. there wasn't alot of awkward silence, or anything. it was quiet at times, but i think i was more worried about stepping on toes. testing the water and such. there are plans in the workings for a second, but as to what that would be, i know not... 'm outta ideas already, and that sucks. i figure i'll call'er later on this week and see about lunch or something.

sunday i went to freigth fest with kelly. it was actually kinda cool, and you really didn't see it until it started getting darker, but by that time we were srtarting to get tired, and had lost alot of the ambition it took to navigate the park, as well as wait in line, but taht was about 6:30ish anyway. did most of the rides, and hit a haunted house/freakshow. even got to staple a buck to a fat man. woo, for sick enjoyments. Kelly was spooked by a corn stalk man that she didn't see. was kinda hopin' on of the wandering vampires/werewolves/cowboy zomies woulda gotten her though. they were cool as hell, and the way they were stalking some people was priceless. we watched a cowboy zombie for about a half hour while in line for raging bull, and you have to wonder eitehr how good those actors are, or how jumpy/wussy the people in the crowd were.

after wards, we stopped at thuis little place in kenosha, you may have heard of it, called white castle. yeha, WORST idea ever conceived was it's invention. everyone says whitecastle rocks, and has good burgers, and all... yeah, those were the worst things ever! it was like eating a loaf of gravey between two small ass buns. i got sick from how bad they were. words jus' cannot describe! at least kelly had some of those listerine strips to make the majority of the nasty taste/burp taste go away. however, today, i am still kinda sick from them. yeah, never agian...

there is more i wanna put out, but i'm feeling really lazy right now. stuff about new car, and other people that i needa get off of my chest/outta my head, and drugs. i'm gonna try and make this a bit more regular now that i'm back in school again. maybe some stuff'll come up thursday at ferry bluff. so for now, i leave you with lyrics:

"Frankenstein"
-Clutch

How would you like to go bobbing for apples the shape of fish?
Throw a coin into the well, close your eyes and make a wish?

How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?
Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em
How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?
Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em

Oh hey there Mama Nature why do you keep on shooting us that look?
No we did not take it, I swear we were only borrowing the book!

How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?
Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em
How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?
Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em

So who's been planting magic beans to catch themselves a golden hen?
We've spent so many years going over this, we can't start that all again!

How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?
Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em
How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?
Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em
How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?
Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em

Elmo blacked out at 2:59 PM